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Healthcare can sometimes be seen as a set of rules to follow. Don’t eat too much of that, try to do more of this, stay away from that. In celebration of this Thanksgiving holiday, we’re taking a decidedly lighter approach. Here are a few of our favorite Thanksgiving jokes to take care of your emotional wellbeing. After all, quality of life is similarly as important as longevity so don’t forget to enjoy it!
Turkey Jokes:
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Sides Jokes
Q: What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The casse-role.
Q: Why is Thanksgiving always so expensive?
A: It has 24 carrots.
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash
Pilgrim Jokes
Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A: Scholar ships
Q: What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
A: Pilgramage
Remember to share some laughter and joy this holiday season. Take care of yourself, and if you’re able, someone else too.
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