Healthcare can sometimes be seen as a set of rules to follow. Don’t eat too much of that, try to do more of this, stay away from that. In celebration of this Thanksgiving holiday, we’re taking a decidedly lighter approach. Here are a few of our favorite Thanksgiving jokes to take care of your emotional wellbeing. After all, quality of life is similarly as important as longevity so don’t forget to enjoy it!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The casse-role.
Q: Why is Thanksgiving always so expensive?
A: It has 24 carrots.
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A: Scholar ships
Q: What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Remember to share some laughter and joy this holiday season. Take care of yourself, and if you’re able, someone else too.